Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson

First it was “Friends”- my all-time favorite TV show. After I cried for a whole day and a half when it was over, I never thought I would love any other TV show as much, then came “How I Met your Mother.” And with it, it brought the awesomeness that is Barney Stinson. I am totally in love with this character and often being found quoting him, so I will dedicate this blog to the Legen- wait for it- Dary man of the hour, Mr Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris if you will)

Top 7 Quotes:

1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”

2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!”

3. “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!” ------ I absolutely LOVE this quote!!!!

4. “Jesus waited threedays to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..." And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three. Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.... True story.”

5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”

6. “God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, but I know a lot of girls call out your name because of me.”

7. “Attention, Canada! My name is Barney Stinson, and your country needs to A, get better money, it's like you want us to make fun of you; and B, stop letting women like Robin Scherbatsky get away, because she is going back to America, where I plan to plant my flag on her, if you know what I mean, and you probably don't.”

And I cannot forget my Marshall’s favorite quote of all time

“"Here’s the thing Barney, I’m snuggly, you’re not. Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to this business on a Sunday morning? Wrapped up in a comforter and it’s raining outside and there’s muffins warming in the over… I’m cuddly bitch, deal with it."”

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